"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
The corruption index is calculated from public voting records, financial disclosures, ethics investigations, and documented actions.

Eric Swalwell
Former U.S. Representative · Democrat · California
Lead sponsor of SAFE Act, most comprehensive federal assault weapons ban legislation
Congress.gov · 2021
Consistent advocate for LGBTQ+ equality and non-discrimination protections
GovTrack.us · 2023
Voted for American Rescue Plan, delivering $1,400 relief checks to millions
Congress.gov · 2021
Served on House Intelligence Committee, focused on election security and foreign interference
Congress.gov · 2019
Maintained close relationship with Christine Fang, identified by FBI as Chinese intelligence operative
Axios · 2020
Refused to recuse from Intelligence Committee despite active FBI counterintelligence inquiry
Public Record · 2020
Removed from House Intelligence Committee amid national security concerns
House of Representatives · 2023
2020 presidential campaign raised and burned $6M+ before dropping out after 3 months
OpenFEC · 2019
House Ethics Committee opened investigation into sexual misconduct allegations from multiple women
NBC News · 2026
Resigned from Congress amid sexual assault accusations from four women, including a former staffer
CNN · 2026

Nancy Pelosi
U.S. Representative · Democrat · California
First female Speaker of the House, broke historic gender barrier
Congress.gov · 2007
Led passage of Affordable Care Act, expanding healthcare to 20M+ Americans
Congress.gov · 2010
Secured passage of Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform after 2008 financial crisis
Congress.gov · 2010
Exposed for husband's stock trades worth millions in companies she legislated
Public Financial Disclosures · 2022
Net worth grew from $41M to $240M+ during congressional tenure
OpenSecrets · 2023
Initially opposed congressional stock trading ban despite public pressure
Public Record · 2022
Criticized for holding up COVID relief negotiations for political leverage
Public Record · 2020

Mitch McConnell
U.S. Senator · Republican · Kentucky
Longest-serving Senate party leader in U.S. history
Congress.gov · 2023
Supported Ukraine aid packages against party opposition
Congress.gov · 2022
Helped pass bipartisan infrastructure bill
Congress.gov · 2021
Blocked Merrick Garland Supreme Court nomination for 293 days, unprecedented obstruction
Congress.gov · 2016
Received $3.5M+ from pharmaceutical industry while opposing drug price reform
OpenSecrets · 2023
Wife Elaine Chao investigated for conflicts of interest as Transportation Secretary
DOT Inspector General · 2021
Blocked election security bills despite intelligence warnings of foreign interference
Congress.gov · 2019
Net worth increased from $3M to $35M+ during Senate tenure, largely through wife's family
OpenSecrets · 2023

Matt Gaetz
Former U.S. Representative · Republican · Florida
Advocated for marijuana legalization and criminal justice reform
Congress.gov · 2021
Supported bipartisan bill to end US involvement in Yemen conflict
Congress.gov · 2019
House Ethics Committee found substantial evidence of sexual misconduct and drug use
House Ethics Committee · 2024
DOJ investigation into sex trafficking allegations involving a minor
Department of Justice · 2021
Associate Joel Greenberg pleaded guilty to sex trafficking charges
DOJ Court Records · 2022
Accused of using campaign funds for personal expenses
OpenFEC · 2022
Only member to vote against anti-human trafficking bill
Congress.gov · 2017
DUI arrest in 2008, charges later reduced with father's political connections
Public Record · 2008
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